His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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