But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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