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u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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