Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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