he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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