with your own penis?
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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