Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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