Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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