How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
that's an acceptable place to lick
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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