Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
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