if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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