She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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