i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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