So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
Randomize
