The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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