Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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