i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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