Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
