make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
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