Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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