is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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