But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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