I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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