it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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