i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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