he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Randomize
