Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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