idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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