We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I just want nice things and good sex
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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