Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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