Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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