Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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