fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
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