but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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