Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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