I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
it was like his penis was on wheels.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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