idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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