I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
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