we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
