Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
It's shark week go big or go home
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Two words: nipple clamps
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