Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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