i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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