he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize
