Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Don't EVER smell your tampon
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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