You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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