i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
No more Irish car bombs ever.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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