final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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