is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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