i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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