Got a toothbrush?
i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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