"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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